Absolutely! Even Wall Street pales in comparison.

#KardashianLivesMatter

Can we be friends if I made Vin Diesel laugh?

But...but...but...I didn't even ask for some cheese with my whine! How dare they give me cheese?

Let's keep that dream alive!

This was particularly amusing:

You live in California and you're considering moving to Kansas? Hard to believe.

I think Kansas is living the GOP dream at the moment, with no taxes, no services, and running up huge deficits. I have a feeling that's why they're offering to pay people to move there. They need to collect some form of taxes, even if it's just sales tax.

Desolate? Let's just say I spent a week in Niagara Falls one night.

"Don't use lufa's or sponges. They hold TONS of germs! Throw them away now!"

I like where your head is at on this one.

Also shares a drug addiction problem with Lush Rimbaugh. It's so nice when thrice divorced, drug addicts want to give other people tips on how to live their lives correctly.

I read Chevy Chase's biography. Chevy Chase. Desperate people read desperate things.

It drives me nuts that 50% of Americans think Republicans are better at handling the economy. Every major recession/depression in the past century has been in the seventh year of a republican presidency (1929, 1987, 2008). Republicans always run the country into the ground with bank deregulation. Same goes with their…

You wanted to date Emma too?

I think it was The Vodka Gazette, or maybe Modern Drunkard magazine, that first reported it.

Our dogpiles sound remarkably similar. I watched another one that involved a new poster with the name MoleyRusselsWort, or something like that. He expressed an opinion, which I happened to agree with, and he got mercilessly pounded. It was amazing how he remained calm while getting attacked. He seemed to take it in…

It's funny that we're discussing this on an article about Scientology, where no dissent is allowed. Oh, the irony!

It bothers me that they won't even tell you which post you made that offended some delicate flower. I try to coach most of my replies to people in a semi-polite manner if I think they aren't trolls. It's literally impossible to have a dissenting opinion on Gawker now.

I remember when the ladies of Gawker nicknamed Jezebel "Groupthink" because there was no room for dissent on Jezebel. Now I think Jezebel is actually MORE tolerant than Gawker is. There's been an influx of funny commenters on Gawker lately, which is a breath of fresh air, but I'm just getting disgusted with the hive…