Another commenter pointed out to me a while ago that I had been posting on Gawker longer than most of the authors on the website have been writing here. I believe the only people who've been here longer than me are Hamilton Nolan and Nick Denton, and maybe Max Read. There was a time after one of the Kinja changes when…

"HAD ANAL SEX & HAS BRUISING, BLOOD ON TOILET PAPER, TOOK CRYSTAL METH TO HELP PAIN"

Thank you! Gawker is becoming like a first year Wimmins Study Group, and I say that as a womyn. If you don't agree, knee jerk style, with everything posted, they disappear you in to the greys.

I think he just wounded his gf. That's what I heard on the news, but maybe she died later in the evening.

I felt kind of weird that I wanted to make out with her, but after reading your comment, I feel less weird.

Let's meet on my old street on the Lower East Side!

ACCCKK!!!!

My brother called them "rodents" when we were children. Maybe I'm just psychologically scarred from his nomenclature?

They are vile!

She's a beautiful little girl. It's a shame people have to be such creeps.

I've never, ever, ever, wanted brussel sprouts. Never...ick. I met a chef who swore roasted brussel sprouts are good, but personally I think they're the devil's vegetable.

I remember reading about all of these allegations in 2006, and at that time I thought "didn't I read about this before?" I guess I did read about it in 2000 and again in 2006. It's amazing the story didn't get more traction in 2006. I remember thinking that it sounded like quite a few women were coming forward with…

You must not get out much.

Don't forget the Black Panther (name?) who the FBI murdered in Chicago. I always thought he'd died in a shootout with the police, but he was actually murdered in his apartment while he was unarmed and in his underwear.

I can't speak for Latinos, but I know some black people who think Jay-Z and Bey-Z are in the Illuminati with the Queen of England, something, something Tupac is alive! That's pretty much the only conspiracy shit I've ever heard from any POC. Oh, and back in the 1990s KFC was putting stuff in their chicken to cause…

I think NASA carpools with the Russians to the moon these days. Probably because Republicans want to save money on the unimportant stuff like science and space exploration so they'll have plenty of money to investigate Benghazi for the 28th time. BENGHAZI!!!!!

You've got that wrong! Nobody thought W was functionally retarded AND an evil mastermind. The reality is that W was/is functionally retarded. Dick Cheney was the evil mastermind who wanted to get cheap oil and no-bid defense contracts for a company he owned stock in. Mostly the latter.

Obama's an imperial, dictator, czar who is single handedly destroying America from within by setting up secret FEMA camps to take your guns, but also a weak, mom jeans wearing, idiot who spends all his time playing golf. Makes total sense!

That's what they want you to think! I saw Stevie Wonder in a car once in LA. He was in the passenger side, but probably steering with his left hand. This was right after a girl told me in the Las Vegas airport that she had once carried Stevie Wonder's bags in said airport. Don't you get it? He's a gold bricker! He…

You're silly!