Do we have to choose? Why can't we have both?

I like where your head is at on this one.

Take your porn elsewhere, buddy. Nobody here wants to see that filthy stuff.

"Waffes are already so delicious that deep frying them and dipping them in glazes is just overkill."

Never give up on your dreams. When there's a will there's a way.

I could die happy!

"...because sometimes, life is beautiful and we can all ride to Flavortopia on a magic carpet made of unicorn farts."

I had to laugh when I read your comment. I made a similar comment yesterday on a sub-blog of Gawker which was shared to a sub-blog of Jezebel and I got attacked for hours by multiple people. I was called a "rape apologist," "part of rape culture," "an asshole," etc... because I said I had multiple reasons why I didn't…

Two great tastes that taste good together.

This was the funniest thing I've read on Jezebel in a long time.

Not to mention that video with Putty (from Seinfeld) as the doctor was pretty funny.

In fairness to him, he was right about New Orleans: "You go there, drink and drink and drink and behave like a pervert, reprobate and degenerate, take a huge dose of antibiotics and a nice extra long shower before you hop on the plane back home, and, "Hey, who knows any better?""

Do you think there might be mortar this story than what first meets the eye?

This would be more exciting if they were battling over organs for family members. C'mon, mama needs a new kidney!

At least no one was mortarly wounded.

Zhu definitely has some rock hard evidence, I hope a jury of his piers supports this case.

Looks like they've got pretty concrete evidence as to who was at fault.

Classic Bambo!

I'll take those odds, and I'll give you two to one odds that the dude he was boning was still in high school, otherwise he wouldn't have resigned. He would have just repented, gone to counseling, and reunited with his long suffering wife if he had just had a little gay sex.

Try some Speculoos or some Biscoff spread on them. Those two products are spreads made out of cookies, and they can make cardboard taste like magic.