The first time I saw that movie I couldn't believe how great it was. I'm shocked it didn't become a cult film like Anchorman did.

Hamlet II is vastly underappreciated.

He is still a "walking talking hunk of human shit."

You know which religion has the highest rate of divorce among all religions? Christians.

You little scamp!

I had Grape Nuts when I was a seven year old girl, and even though my palate was still unrefined, I knew that they tasted like wet cardboard. This list is an insult to decent cereals everywhere.

I saw Nicole Ritchie in the Barney's in Beverly Hills at Christmastime, and she looked fine. I felt sorry for her because the paparazzi that I thought were waiting for her, were actually waiting for Hillary Duff. "Nicole Ritchie - Yesterday's News" would have been a more appropriate headline, rather than "scary thin."

I could see that he might have some poodle in him. His body, smile, and fur look "Bichonesque."

He looks like he might be part Bichon Frise, and they are damned adorable, so you can keep your man card. Nobody could resist that face.

He didn't have to take the job, dipshit. If he was a man of principles, he wouldn't be working in a union shop, but that was the best paying job he could find...because they have a union. Derp.

You sound like more of an enthusiast, than an actual expert.

I doubt most kids even know who Elvis was. Fame has definitely changed not only because of population growth, and the Internet, but also just globalization. Everyone watches American movies and listens to American music now.

Madonna and Michael Jackson would definitely be more well known that Elvis and Ali.

I'm not a Madonna fan, but wouldn't she be one of the most famous people of all time? I can't think of anywhere on the planet where she isn't known.

Countess Crackerjacks in a roller rink in Arizona will never be topped. Never!

I will read your reviews and/or watch you fight to the death.

...or at least the courtesy of a reach around.

It would have been more intriguing if Guy Fieri and his hair stylist had been there.

"Jesus is going to put the right person in the White House" Sarah Palin 2008

Do NOT even get me started with the stories I could tell!