I bet your cat is just like a dog! Just pretend she's a little dog wearing a cat suit.

Aaargh..."video not available!" Why, God, why? You know I wanted to see the puppy hairstylist.

I sent you an email.

I would, but I'm not sure how, do I need to email you? Did I win a prize?

I love you more with each GIF, and I don't care who knows it!

You, my dear Cassie, are infinitely scrumtrulescent!!!

Is it wrong for me to love someone I know nothing about, other than that she's funny, smart and has an endless supply of awesome GIFs? If it's wrong, I don't want to be right.

Once again, I bow to you, my internet BFF!!

I hope when she called him a bully, he said "I know you are, but what am I?" That's the best defense, if you're not going to use the rubber/glue argument.

They don't even think Fox is "right wing" because they think it is "real, actual news." They're clueless that it's just propaganda.

Ha! Yes, Obama returns next week only to find that North Korea was not pulling an elaborate April Fools Day prank, and they have in fact annihilated South Korea.

Yes, that's Fox News' problem - they're too left wing. Sheesh...these people are insane.

I didn't know! Sniffle...

We will all be living in tin roofed shacks soon - mainly because we've shifted every dime up to 500 people in the US.

They're a bunch of drooling idiots who do nothing but watch Fox News all day. They lost touch with reality sometime in 2001.

Facts? They don't need no stinkin' facts!

I chased the dumb racist off with logic, reasoning and facts. He always comes back though. Look for him at a website near you - he goes by the name JCWhitney. Truly a troll!

I had some racist nut tell me earlier that Obama spent all his time on vacation, and that we were paying for it. When I pointed out that Bush and Reagan had spent more time on vacation than Obama, he told me I was an idiot for not realizing Obama had only spent 5 years in office. I then did a year by year comparison…

Ba dum dum! I'm here 'till Tuesday, try the liver and don't forget to tip your waiter.

HEY-O!