YES...if you consider adding 45% to the debt the same as adding 191% to it. Of course, Reagan didn't inherit an economy that was imploding and teetering on the brink of the next Great Depression, so there's that.

Ha! I knew you had some sort of decorative/ironic facial hair at some point in your life. I'm sure if I was a man I would have indulged as well.

Who are you trying to kid? I know you had an ironic moustache at some point.

I was raised by republican parents, who weren't horrible, just typical Republicans. I was raised to believe that people were poor by choice, and if you just worked hard enough that you'd be successful. I started to turn against the GOP when Ronald Reagan ran on balancing the federal budget, and instead tripled it. The…

No that was the guy who used to be on Taxi and also a couple of guys who were in bands, and Mindy McCready.

Tell that to Jennifer Aniston.

From what I've read from "sources close to the couple" Brad was just bored smoking weed with Jen in the Hollywood Hills, and then hellcat Angelina showed up and shook up his world. I don't think most people would be able to resist her, regardless of how devoted to their spouse they were.

"I seem to remember that Jen didn't want kids and Brad did, not many better reasons to split than that!"

I can't think of anything I'd rather be described as than chocolate, which is easily the most delicious thing in the world.

LL Cool J!

How the hell did Taylor Swift make $57 million? Do tweens have that much disposable income?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Comeback_(Seinfeld)

I don't remember "the jerk store" from Seinfeld...I thought it was from Anchorman.

George Hamilton.

So did your mom...she wants you to come home because dinner is ready.

My post was from yesterday, and I don't ever plan on not being a jerk, it's who I am.

Exactly! We'll leave them to their Whitney and their Family Guy while we watch stuff that is actually funny.

Yeah, I always forget why I don't post on Jezebel...thanks for reminding me!

Yeah, all the people who don't find Seinfeld funny seem to be twenty year olds who watched five minutes of the show back when they were 13. Seriously, if you don't find Seinfeld funny, there is no hope for you.

Ha! We should inteview them and make us give them their qualifications. "So you think you're sponge-worthy? Tell me again why you think you're worthy."