Same here - I have a few friends who don't find Seinfeld funny, but they're sort of humorless anyway, so it's not surprising.

Exactly! When I posted my thoughts originally I thought I was on Gawker. When I got piled on, I realized it was actually Jezebel...which explains a lot.

Of course! I guess there's a reason How I Met Your Mother has been on for 48 seasons.

I could maybe understand them not thinking it was funny if they grew up in North Dakota, but other than that, there's simply no excuse for not finding Seinfeld funny.

Good point! How anyone could not find Seinfeld funny is beyond me. My brother, my mother and I all find Seinfeld hilarious, and we all have 3 radically different senses of humor. My mother barely has a sense of humor, and even she knows it's funny. It's like saying "I Love Lucy wasn't that great."

Amazing that so many people here don't find Seinfeld funny. Of course a lot of the new commenters are idiots, so there's that.

That's no Manbearpig...

Sounds weird! I have two friends who are manicurists, I'll have to ask them about it.

How would wiping polish off the tip keep it from chipping?

That's a cowrodentdeer hybrid.

I Googled Lara Flynn Boyle not too long ago, and I couldn't believe how different she looked.

I've had people literally get so angry they can't speak when I point out the fallacy of their logic. I'm all for entitlement reform such as making teenagers who have a kid take birth control in order to receive any sort of financial aid, but trying to get rid of abortion AND getting rid of birth control really isn't…

The majority of Republicans I know fall in to two groups: 1) wealthy elderly people who don't give a crap about social policies but just want to never pay taxes while they collect massive social benefits, and 2) morons who watch Fox News and have no clue about anything and vote against their own interests. Your…

I never knew dogs could have heart attacks. She had beautiful eyes. I looked for my dog to come running to me every time I opened my front door for a good year after he passed away. It gets easier over time.

How to make a Republicans head explode: after they've explained the immorality of abortion to you, look thoughtful and say "I'm glad, albeit surprised, that you don't mind having your taxes go up." When they ask what you're talking about you explain that 80% of abortions are performed on women who are minorities and…

Oh my, sorry I got your panties in a twist.

They dock a few blocks from my mother's place, and I could walk to board the ship. I've never even thought about doing it. Those places seem to mostly be good for breeding viruses.

I kept noticing a large Jacuzzi type thing on the deck that didn't have water in it. I know where yours truly would have been crapping. I basically would have resorted to my animal instincts and just done whatever I pleased. How often will you get that opportunity in your life?

I just found the whole thing fascinating. Both men were African American, and the older man was clearly disturbed by the young guy's touch. I think more people need to grab Jeremy Irons' ass - gay men, women, lesbians, straight guys.

Does anyone know who used to write the horoscopes at Vanity Fair magazine years ago? I swear that person used to read my diary before writing that column.