"Mr Irons caused outrage in 2011 by saying: ‘If a man puts his hand on a woman's bottom, any woman worth her salt can deal with it. It is communication. Can't we be friendly?'"

Shouldn't you be over on the Vassar "Ivy League Whorehouse" College thread?

I'm saying thatI want to decide when to check out, I didn't say anything about anyone else.

I was thinking I would never be able to have a job. How could I work when I had a cute pig at home who needed my help wiping his chinny chin chin?

Done - I now pronounce you "best internet friends forever."

In my neck of the woods we had a 101 year old man being assaulted (physically and sexually) by a male health aide. The family put a hidden camera in his room and videotaped him trying to fight off his attacker. I definitely think we should have euthanasia in this country so that when you decide and just want to check…

He gave up cocaine for the gym. As the tabloids would say "He's Addicted to the GYM!!!!"

"...it's that they must demonize people who are legal gun owners..."

Never forget Hillary Clinton is the monster who MURDERED Vince Foster!!!!! Sure, there may not be any proof, but we all know she's the OJ Simpson of presidential aspirants.

You don't recognize this as th "elevated discourse" we were promised with the new Kinja system?

Why do you think nature located our hands so conveniently to our genitals. I've always thought it was so that we could figure out that we liked orgasms.

Interesting note about bonobos since I thought dolphins were the only bisexual whores besides humans.

Tony Perkin's mom has actually been dead for thirty years.

That whole show had so many great lines, it's difficult to pick a favorite.

I do love a good Taylor Swift joke.

Thanks!

I can't remember, but is business drunk the same as rich drunk? I've never followed a hippie to a second location, which is probably why I never found out the answer.

This is how I cry now.

Glad you liked it!

That comment was both Sweet AND Low.