I'm not sure why anyone would find a picture depicting the first black president with a bone through his nose offensive. The watermelons planted on the WH lawn was similarly not offensive at all. You probably think it was...but only because YOU'RE the racist.

Obama is taking my freedom to force other people to follow my religious beliefs away from me! Why does he hate America and the troops?

4. Why isn't chocolate health food?

"...the now-familiar rhetoric that God forms every fetus in the womb and knows all of us from the moment we are conceived (interestingly, that oft-cited passage is about the specific birth of a specific prophet, not about every birth ever. Plus, if God's so omnipotent, then why would he keep putting babies into women…

Care Bears are the gateway drug. Before you know it you're mainlining Dukakis and jonesing for some dirty Kennedy stuff.

I found this list a bit subjective due to the lack of "have sex with another woman" fantasy. That didn't seem remotely correct in my book. So I'm glad I stumbled across your comment, even if I had no clue who Cobie Smulders is.

If this gets out Conservatives are going to be devastated.

If only we weren't forced to read gossip against our will! Yet another example of Obama taking away our freedoms.

"Of the group, 20% of the women were smokers, 28% were ex-smokers and 52% had never smoked."

I've dated a number of women with very large breasts (I'm actually a fan of small breasts - but would never date/not date someone on the basis of breast size), and they all complained about the unwanted attention, so I completely understand. I've got semi-small breasts myself and find it less creepy when gay men are…

His fascination with Jessica's breasts suddenly makes so much more sense, before it just seemed creepy, now I realize he's just admiring the aesthetics of them.

A pity his name isn't Mourdick, then his nickname would be Dick Mourdick. Say that fast a few times!

I used to have similar experiences with women picking me up, or me picking them up, and I look back on that time period fondly.

It could be worse, he could have been like that guy in NYC who cut off his own dick. That's an evening you'd never forget, and probably regret for quite some time.

I've got a close friend who is a sex addict, and I can assure you it's a real disorder.

A handful of Xanax wouldn't hurt either.

I've never been able to figure it out, but every Limbaugh fan has to play that shit so loudly.

I saw Roseanne Vela on the street one day, and my heart literally stopped. She's far more beautiful in person than she was in the magazines. I saw a lot of top models over the years, including Christy Turlington, but Vela was the one who blew me away. I'd always heard photographers talking about how beautiful she was,…

I just wonder what his true agenda is. Is he really going to be stupid enough to cut $5 trillion in taxes? Anyone who is not a raging idiot knows that cutting taxes is just going to enlarge the national debt and cause massive pain to everyone but the super-rich. Is his plan to dismantle Social Security and Medicare? I…

His will shall be done!