So she's saying she's better looking than Whitney Houston? Pfft...in her dreams.

I just said the exact same thing. My mechanic has a beach house at one of the most expensive beaches in the country. He bought it prior to the housing price run up...but still.

I lurve that she thinks being a cosmetologist is so much classier than being an auto mechanic.

I can't wait till she starts working in a hair salon, where no homosexual has ever dared to tread since hair salons are staffed entirely by Christian ladies from good families.

"She has all the charm and spark of a young Leona Helmsley!"

Well have you been calling Obama a job destroyer who hates success? Have you been decrying socialism as you pick up your Social Security check? Do you want to invade any country that isn't an oil producing state? Have you picketed an abortion clinic lately? Try harder, hippie.

Probably because she wants to pretend her 15 minutes aren't up yet.

The GOP's base has so wholeheartedly embraced cognitive dissonance as a daily way of life (Example: I'm "pro-life" but after all those beautiful, unwanted, fetuses turn into actual children who need to be fed, clothed, and housed....well, fuck them, they can all drop dead because I don't want my taxes to go up"), that…

This is going to create a horrific dilemna for the Toddlers and Tiaras set. Hmmm...I love Jesus and dressing my little girl up like a streetwalker. What to do, what to do...

Nuthin' to be sorry about.

I might look it over anyway, even though I'll feel left out when the talk turns to heaving bosoms.

Damn...too bad I don't read romance novels.

I think I'll have to check out "Smart Bitches."

Nailed it!!!! As a gay person, she sickens me. As a woman, she sickens me. As someone with a brain, she sickens me. Why anyone pays attention to this boring twat is beyond my comprehension. She's got about as much gravitas as Bristol Palin.

Yes, her "strickly dickly" line was a truly brilliant insight into sexual politics. Her and Bristol Palin should start a point/counter-point type TV show. I'm sure it would be brimming with thoughtful insight and erudite musings like "OMG, where'd you get those tooootally cute shoes."

I shouldn't have bothered to reply to Otik, since you seemed to have covered all the points I made. How hilarious that college kids still believe cutting taxes on the wealthy will fix the economy. Why should the total collapse of the USA's economoy in 2007 dissuade them for voting for a person who wants to continue,…

"...but I'm going to vote for the person that at least has a solid plan to un-screw America's economy and get us back on track."

30. Pocket Rocket: What occurs when Nick Denton reads A.J. Daulerio's Arianna Huffington-based slash fic magnum opus Where the Wild Things Are 2: Rumpus in my Rectum, and fantasizes about turning Gawker into a Huffington Post/TMZ competitor via his new pow wow based commenting system.

ROFLMAO after reading this and blowing in the wind with my spliff.

28. Hot Spot:My Janey after all of the above!