27. Rim Shot: Errr...not sure this one is safe to print in mixed company.

26. SlapShot: The art of sexually stimulating your partner with a hockey puck. There is some debate over whether you need to launch the puck with a croquet mallet or if a hockey stick will suffice.

I liked this one as well.

22. CrackPot: The act of sexually stimulating your partner's anus with the business end of a croquet mallet.

I'm a lesbian, and I've literally never heard of any of these terms. It's like the old terms for marijuana that were allegedly used by the kids, but nobody ever used them, or had ever even heard of them.

Bieber fever...it's contagious.

Could he engineer it to kill the half of humanity that I dislike (I'm looking at you, Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Michelle Bachmann, Newt Gingrich, etc...)? If so, I'm in favor of his research.

This brings a whole new meaning to the term "wing nuts."

I don't drink because it's not ladylike, but you'll have to pry my laudnum from my cold, dead hands.

I'd just broken up with someone...don't judge me!

I drink to forget. I'm not sure what I was drinking to forget, so apparently it worked...hicc.

Ha! Gingrich should use this.

Happy to have made you snerk!

This makes my "Honk if You Think Obama is a Comunist Fagit" bumper sticker seem tame in comparison.

Let's float the witch so we can determine guilt or innocence! Then we'll do the same to Tot Mom.

I like the way you think! We should dispense with trials as we know them, and just turn them in to a reality show where viewers could call in and vote on the guilt or innocence of the person on trial. We'd start with the premise that they were guilty, and force the defendants to prove they're innocent.

When did Homobama want to make soldiers wear pink uniforms with nylon stockings and high heels? I'm guessing WWII because that's the last time I remember stockings being referred to as "nylon stockings." Apparently Homobama is a time travelling, communist, queer fornicator who has a hard-on for God (America). Homobama…

Lindsey Graham...I'm looking at you-hoo!!

Were you fornicating with queers, and/or Satan Obama?

She worked for the IRS? Ha! That's rich..."I hate government but I don't mind being employed by them so I can harass you for money you don't have on their behalf." She may be the ultimate Republican.