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All the idiots I know who reenact the Civil War don't realize their ancestors were fighting for the rights of the wealthy to own slaves, they just got shot at, and never had anything to gain from slavery. They now fight for the rights of the wealthy to not pay taxes. Southerners truly are morons, and I say that as a…

Yes, I always forget that's one of the prerequisites.

I'm caught between a rock and a snark place. I frequently use "it's" when I mean "its" because when I was a kid we were taught that "it's" was possessive. Palin was right!English is a living language.

That's socialism!

"Arrrrgghgh, we should start a political party about lowering expenses or something!"

I love how conservatives are always yapping about "personal responsiblity" and "fiscal conservatism" yet Mark Sanford takes a $2000 taxpayer plane ride so that he can get a $10 haircut, Chris Christie spends $1000 taxpayer funded helicopter ride to his kid's baseball game, and Roger Ailes uses the police force like…

I'll go with something fear and/or race based, probably something like: "red menace," "wetbacks," "lesbian terrorists," "muslim anchor babies," etc...

Aaashhh...this really made me laugh, sometimes the old Gawker humor raises it's beautiful head.

"Jowly asshole" was sweet.

I wish I had a nickel for every time I saw a naked person in NYC.

"Or hollow out a mountain and live in it?"

I promoted it for you.

Auntie FUCKING Mame, Richard Lawson!!!! This is only the greatest Christmas tale ever told, and also wildly funny, and extremely gay.

OMG...I had a friend call me from this train last night at 9 PM. I was really tired by 10 PM and signed off with her. Little did I know her nightmare was just beginning. She was already irritated at 10PM because the conducter wasn't telling them anything, and she thought the food supplies were running low.

I've been out of work so long those working conditions on a narco sub actually sound pretty good to me.

@annieuro: When I lived there it was truly hobo chic, not hipster chic. The "hotels" that were in the neighborhood were for down on their luck alchoholics and drug addicts.

@annieuro: I used to live near HoBo (Houston and Bowery).

@boobookitteh: I'd like to find out what drug those tobacco companies are putting in the cigs, so I could put it in in all my future lovers coffee. How great would it be to have ex-lovers dreaming about you fifty years later? "I'll haunt your dreams" would take on a whole new meaning.

@MyNameIsChris: Or we could let people smoke in slaughterhouses.