Ugh. Just another shill for Big Fleeb.

I remember The Simpsons trading card series from the 90's had rare cards you might get that were by artists like Gary Panter, with the rarest being a set of only 100 cards one-of-a-kind cards that were actual Matt Groening sketches of Bart. You know what was great about those? THEY WERE TANGIBLE, YOU COULD ACTUALLY…

I’m hoping this senseless corporate bandwagoning is enough to kill of NFTs for good because it makes the whole thing so, so stupid. But I don’t have any idea who are the imbeciles actually paying for these things in the first place, so who’s to say how any of it works!

I read this story four times and I still only understand the words, “are,” “to,” “is,” “which,” “and,” and “of.”

I swear I saw a 1998 Impreza back in 1979.

I really enjoy character banter like this and I hope we see more of it and less action set-pieces.

“Teasers are usually rich kids with nothing to do. They cruise around looking for planets that haven’t made interstellar contact yet and buzz them.”

“Buzz them?”

“Yeah, “ said Ford, “they buzz them. They find some isolated spot with very few people around, then land right by some poor unsuspecting soul whom no one’s…

Why does nobody ever assume these could be human vehicles that have traveled back in time?  

I had a friend say to me once, ‘What would you say if I told you I’ve had 3 close encounters?’

I replied, ‘I would ask you what drugs you were taking at the time.’

Turned out, she actually was on drugs at the time.

& hypnotizing orson wells into saying it was all just a radio show!

and all the anal probing!

I agree and will go one step further by asserting that a priori knowledge is an illusion, and all knowledge derives from experience gained through observation!

[MEANWHILE, ON THE PLANET XYLETLFROB VI]:

It’s bringing love, don’t let it get away!

Like ghosts. Who the hell actually believes in ghosts? Too many stupid people.

I grew up in the ‘80s and ‘90s so I was super into alien stuff, I read Communion when I was like 9.

Or regular airplanes, satellites, ball lightning, the planet Venus. . .

Aliens are such a vanishingly small possibility that it boggles my mind that it’s the explanation so many people grab onto.

Like ghosts. Who the hell actually believes in ghosts? Too many stupid people.

I think we need to clarify that “UFO” just means “Unidentified Flying Object”. It just means that that they have no idea what it is, not necessarily that it’s alien in origin. Hell, most UFO’s just turn out to be experimental aircraft that the government was testing out.

And just because a flying object isn’t identified to you, doesn’t mean it’s not identified to anyone! UFOs are relative!

For a second I thought it was Morbius and Jared Leto Vampire would somehow be involved.