Hey, the only Confederate flag that mattered!

People in Europe always hated when Indiana Jones would travel and these giant red lines would crisscross the country.

I had some German former 48'er ancestors who moved to the US just in time for their sons to qualify for the Union draft.

That’s where I draw the line.

That borders on a pun.

actually, it rocks.

... rouge cops?

But 9 upside down is 6.

Friday is Frigga’s Day. I wonder what they’re trying to say by moving Loki from his mother’s day to his father’s.

Oh come on, Loki usurping Odin’s day is totally on brand for him.

You can’t just move things around! Don’t they realize Wednesday’s named after Odin, not Loki? It’s like moving Independence Day to Arbor Day and expecting everyone to do their tree-humping parties to a totally different day.

I mean, that he has a public persona that’s different from what he’s like in his private life? It’s very far from unusual. Many provocative artists are regular people when they’re not performing. Maybe when you get to know him, he seems like a nice guy. Doesn’t pull any of that shit until later, when you’ve let your…

Even if you assume there's some kink play that's going to be involved, I think being raped should not expected regardless of a stage persona. I mean, it is expected because of people like this but it shouldn't be.

Speaking of expectations - when you victim-shame, you can fully expect to get dragged for it.

Please tell me he’s looking at jailtime for this, not just a quietly settled lawsuit.

What a fucking scumbag.

Saying that a gag is played out is *checks notes* played out.

Please stop with the “(check notes)“ gag. It’s done. My supervisor at work now uses it in Slack messages. Its totally played out.

Have him play himself and then Deadpool freaks out when he hears Jackman’s real accent and gets mad they didn’t cast a real Canadian as Wolverine.

I want him in the movie, but as himself totally oblivious to who this Wolverine person is.