“NO WORDS CAN DETERMINE A PERSONS ACTUAL INTENT! THEYRE JUST WORDS!”

Nothing good can come from that close to a nun

As many have pointed out elsewhere, considering Nike’s overseas manufacturing practices, it seems highly unlikely this is the first pair of their shoes made with drops of blood. Or children’s tears, for that matter.

... where Styx is a river and not just a band...

I seriously can’t tell them apart at this point.  Even when they clean them up for their mugshots. Camouflage truck nuts as far as the eye can see. 

It looks a lot like Glenn in the first photo but in the second it’s almost certainly not him.

“THEYRE JUST WORDS” until you call their mother a c*nt, and then they get all offended.  

THAT’S why they oppose birth control!  Because they can’t eat the babies until after the babies are born!  

Sam Neill’s understudy, then. 

All I can say to that is “Brad Pitt being 57 is fucking crazy.”

He’s 56. Time is coming for you too, and it is undefeated. 

Pro Tip: Staying in shape is hard work.

“NO WORDS CAN DETERMINE A PERSONS ACTUAL INTENT! THEYRE JUST WORDS! REMEMBER ‘STIX AND STONES’ PEOPLE??”

I stand corrected. I need to pay closer attention to my alt-right dipshit scorecard.

“Parler is choosing to make these choices”

Life, liberty and the ability to threaten death upon people who wear pandemic masks.

Turns out the real baby eaters were inside the house all along! 

The funniest part is that every last Parler user wants the FBI, CIA, NSA, TSA, and NFL to be eavesdropping on the email and phone calls of anybody who can spell “Muslim.”

Enrique Tarrio, founder of the Proud Boys

I remember STYX AND the Stones! I’m old.