Are they not aware of Mike Coulter

Screw that. It’s Johnny Cab or nothing.

Eeh, I’m guessing a lot of the role involves having wealthy contacts and knowing people.

I looked at the org chart for BetterUp, and the answer is probably — yes. It’s pretty clear that his role is to be the person that opens doors to building up their finances and connecting with businesses and organizations pushing the fact that he’s a veteran and royal. He’s the guy who comes and does your keynote…

I get that their website and press release is very jargon-y, but it looks like they mostly do training on inclusivity, accessibility and employee care which does track with what his interests are.

I think that just means influencer. 

“Okay but what does BetterUp actually do?”

they were certainly impressed with his resume that consisted of having a name and a face that people will recognize. 

Honey!?  Is that you?

Oh yes the oh so reliable Rotten Tomatoes audience scores. When those dweebs piled in to give The Boys S2 horrible reviews because Amazon decided to release it weekly not all at the same time. Or when they all decided Brie Larson sucked because she mentioned there should be more diversity amongst critics and review…

all the other critics are still trying to finish it.

How is this news? Next will we find out he’s in a dad band, or that when he goes out to the garage, he just looks at porn on his phone and sighs?

I love the idea that somehow Trump is squeezing into a Biden suit

Oh, it won’t go away for a while. There’ll be followup articles about Snyder stans throwing hissy fits about the negative critical reaction; articles about how many people ostensibly watched the Snyder Cut on HBO MAX; articles dissecting weird moments and easter eggs; at least one For Your Consideration article…

My one hope for all of this: I never have to hear about the fucking Snyder Cut again. I generally try not to yuck other people’s yum. I get that Snyder’s style is not appealing to me and that’s fine. Enjoy what you enjoy.

But damnit I am tired of hearing about this fucking thing.

How does Soros have the time and money to bribe movie critics to diss the DCEU and build forest destroying Jewish space lasers at the same time?

Was it Marvel? Or was it SOROS?

I kind of feel the same way. Hugh Grant seems perfectly fine and I get that he was pretty successful (and continues to be), but the fact that the British press went that far for him brings to mind some pretty scary thoughts about what they might have done with even bigger stars, tbh.