Angels (it’s just one angel, by the way. Also, you don’t capitalize “angel”) are not specific to Christmas. If angels got their wings from doing good things, they would not just get them at Christmas. There is nothing in what happens between Clarence and George that indicates that Christmas is the reason this is…

No, DIBS!

To add just because it’s very funny these days - “WSJ reports that when Sony Pictures chief Yair Landau offered to purchase Spider-Man’s rights, Marvel’s Ike Perlmutter countered with an offer to sell the movie rights to all of their characters (at least their biggest ones) for only $25 million ($38 million in 2018…

The other fella.

Ok fine, I’ll buy it.

Next year you can expect the announcement of the origins movie for M, the Moneypenny cartoon, and four to eight tv series including the Leiter spinoff and the Auric prequel, and the first cinema adaptation of James Bond Junior. 

/preemptive strike

“Die Hard fails at this... I’m not even sure that bruce willis goes through any kind of self realization transformation throughout the movie,”

...I mean....he kinda literally does? The heart at the middle of the film is his coming to terms with his failures as a husband and father. It’s made particularly explicit in…

this is a clever idea with a trailer that seems to suggest they’ve properly nailed the format.

The only worry is that sometimes these sorts of projects feel like they need to punch up the ‘funny’ at expense of the (often more interesting) ‘science/culture/history’ part. hopefully they’ll find that sweet spot that lets…

I’ve heard Barry Shitpeas is the end credits, he walks out of the shadows and says “I’m here to talk to you about the “Wipers Initiative”.

Given that Trump was behind it I’m going to estimate twice to thrice more than it cost was spent. 

The combination of “heritage” with “culture” and “guardians,” capped with with the “always above” phrase? I mean...I’m not a paranoid type but this all sounds more than a little bit like space force is supposed to protect someone from lesser beings of some sort who someone thinks might damage their heritage or culture…

“Work hours” seems reasonable.

I wonder how many billions of dollars and how many bureaucratic man hours (that seems like it should be an outdated term - “person hours” seems unwieldy.  Surely there’s a better option) were spent creating this whole new branch of the military which does a job that had been done for nearly 40 years without any major…

Everyone looks so similar that I honestly thought these were just stills from the first movie floating around social media pretending to be sequel news.

It’s okay - just look for people wearing oxygen masks running backwards near you. It will all be okay.

remember, it’s not about covid or public safety, it’s always about control to the MAGA/libertarian/fundagelical crowd. no government official (save trump) ever does anything for the public good, it’s always a conspiracy to take their (and only their) freedoms.

Could you imagine the reaction from Republicans if Michelle Obama had been recorded saying that? Or even saying something similar but milder / without the f-bomb

But if Christmas isn’t cancelled then Kyle Reese won’t go back in time and fuck your mom so that you’re born and save Christmas in the future.

“Have you ever sung Christmas carols by candlelight at a time when your state governor has prohibited you from doing that? In America?”