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It’s a mystery. Given YouTube’s algorithms, there’s a 33% chance viewers are being saved from seeing guns, a 33% chance they’re being protected from the implied child pornography of Opie hearing that woman say dirty words, and a 33% chance that we’re all being saved from imagining Barney Fife hittin’ that thang in

I’d say you pretty much nailed it. Here’s your star!

Naomi Ackie to play Whitney Houston in buzzy new biopic, I Wanna Dance With Sombody

That’s a lot to take in but the mockery he gets thrown his way seems pretty on par with Michael Bay and JJ Abrams. I mean, do you have any evidence that someone sent him a death threat because that sounds like something you just pulled out of your own ass.
I get it, you like the guy’s work, but the general reception

Maybe Zach Snyder should release his own cut of Shoah to really stick it to the normies.

“a runtime of 9 hours, 26 minutes”

This seems like a good place to mention that the movie of The Tailor of Panama is a delicious double delivery of anti-Bondism. Based on the leCarre book and lead by Brosnan hamming up what a complete pos Bond would be in the real world.

I have been waiting years for someone else to be as annoyed by this as I am. Thank you for sharing and helping me know I’m not crazy!

Exchange rates. 

In all sincerity, R.I.P. John Le Carre. I can't resist posting this though.

“The name’s Bond, James Bond.”

Goddamn autocorrect. I know.

I thought Red October was really good.

I prefer the version of Tinker Tailor from the 70s.

But did he really die? Or has he just retired to a quaint Welsh village?

So like quick bites of a movie? That name is too long, maybe we could shorten it and start and entire new streaming service for it!

I like the idea of Man vs. Bee. Too many lazier filmmakers would have inhaled the zeitgeist and made it Man vs. Murder Hornet, but leave it to Mr. Bean to destroy a house because of a bee.

Isn’t he a little old for this stuff?

He would not have pled guilty without a great deal in place. My guess - community service + summary probation + small fine. I doubt he would have accepted a deal that includes real jail time.

He plead guilty, not no contest, so they didn’t “allegedly” find a gun, they found a gun.