Desmond Dekker and the Aces had a song called “007 (Shanty Town)“ that references James Bond, who was famously played by Sean Connery, who starred in Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade as the father of the titular character, who was played by... Harrison Ford, who also played Rick Deckard. Coincidence? I think not!

Connery claimed he list his virginity to an adult woman when he was 14, so probably not.

Someone will have to tell this pussy-ass bitch that there are a lot more than 4 swear words.

That’s not what it said in the documentary Fortress 2: Re-Entry.

And you will know my name is the Laud when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

You have such a pathetic hard-on for this stuff. Oh, you came here to read the articles... and to go to the comments section... and to preemptively badmouth your enemies when you see nobody has posted yet. We’re all a bunch of predators and enablers, and you’re here actually wanting a bigger role in our movie. The…

Though in Paul Ritter’s case it’s his stage name.

Thanks for the link, I look forward to reading that... for the articles.

So... Playgirl?

I should make it clearer than a Waterford bed-pan, that Jeeves is most assuredly not my Jeeves. He’s everybody’s Jeeves. A gift to the nation, if you like.

I call him Bobs myself.

It’s gay peg.

That’s not just a different spelling, it’s a different pronunciation, so I’m assuming that she never used Thandie in her personal life. Kind of like (but in a way also the opposite of) how everybody who knows Robert De Niro supposedly calls him Bobby.

I’d just like to take a break from my overall vibe to briefly express my fondness for this show’s trailers, my anticipation for its premiere and my hope that, once it comes out, I’ll enjoy it anywhere near as much as I’m guessing I will. OK, here goes:

You now owe royalties to Neil Gaiman.

Look on the bright side, at least it’s not new urine.

Throwing shade, perhaps?

I imagine that as annoying as I found (and still find) that shit as a man in Eastern Europe, it would have been much worse had I been a woman in the United States.

Oh please, don’t bring an ouroboros back home from the shelter and then act all shocked when it eats its tail. Caveat emptor.

I had to wear braces between the ages of 29 and 32 because my teeth were all over the place. I think that by that point I had literally lost the muscle memory for what a normal smile should look like, since my first priority when I felt like smiling in public was hiding my teeth from the eyes of the world. And yes,…