Maybe, but who would bother inserting a “BTW you can’t CGI me out of the movie” clause in their contract? Especially if he got paid for the role anyway.

That’s because there are a lot of people who don’t know who Armie Hammer even is.

I lasted to the finale. There were parts of it I liked, but not enough to push the seried above major disappointment. In retrospect, using Odin Quincannon like they did should have been a warning sign. Also, they cast Jodie all wrong.

Yeah, but a lot of it was fun, and a comic has almost no budgetary boundaries on what it can do as filler. The show’s version of filler was shipwrecking a bunch of character in one location for most of a season because that’s where they could afford to do most of their shooting.

That’s close enough that you must not be drunk enough.

I haven’t finished the last season yet, but I can see why. This and (to a much worse degree) Preacher have been textbook examples of how not to stretch the source material. I honestly think it’s just misguided greed. Someone higher up, the sort of jackass who thinks Citizen Kane was a failure because it didn’t leave…

Hopefully the part of the Jordan that isn’t polluted.

NO WORDS CAN DETERMINE A PERSONS ACTUAL INTENT! NOW HERES A LIST OF MY FAVORITE RACIAL SLURS IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER:

To be fair, what other legal defense is Sidney Powell left with?

Oh, so I’m not the only one who thought that film had some memorable design choices even if the rest of it was substandard action fare.

I think it would’ve been better without the “in my heart I knew it was wrong” and the use of the passive voice, but on the whole it was above the dreary, lawyered-up standard for this genre.

Actually, my brother got married 2 days ago. I’m taking a break from a bunch of agitation followed by a bunch of partying. I was supposed to talk to a guy about getting some LASIK done, but I’d been putting it off on account of the wedding and now, honestly, I’m just putting it off out of inertia. I doubt I’ll be…

Goddamn, even for a troll you’re fucking lazy. Or maybe you’re just remarkably stupid and this is your best effort. Is this your best effort?

Thing is, I don’t really think that counts as a revenge flick in the classic sense. D-FENS isn’t really “an ordinary man,” and what he’s “at war with” is more than just “the ordinary world.” He has legitimate gripes, some more infuriating than others, that intersect with deep-seated anger issues and a sense of…

Got my boot stuck in your ass. It’s a real bummer.

This is subpar Snyder fanboyism. Yes, they talk about the stuff they shit on. How else are they supposed to shit on it, Einstein? “Boy, for a bunch of folks constantly mocking me for marrying my cousin, you sure love to talk about my marital status.” That really showed us. Go back to your fucking hashtags.

It’s almost like the people who dedicated their time to pushing WB to release the Snyder Cut were predestined to love it and have enough of an online presence to also push up its Rotten Tomatoes and IMDb score.

He went to stock market today. He did a business.

It’s actually Eric, on top of Don Jr., on top of Ivanka... in a trenchcoat.

Celebrations of the pre-1865 white South belong in the “how is this still a thing?” bin. And so do demeaning unreality shows like this one.