I was going to make a Lope de Vega joke but realized I didn’t actually have any to make.

Nah, Terrence Howard is who they need to go with.

That might be the first thing I ever saw him in. A great way to utilize those piercing eyes.

I stand before you a humbled man. I meant to say the North Sea, not the Baltic.

Actually to your actually, her family were minor Lutheran North German royalty.

As someone who found the teaser unimpressive, hasn’t read the books, hasn’t played the games, and is only going to give this series a shot because he knows some people who are fans, I have just one thing I need to get off my chest: Yennefer is a really stupid name.

Whar you meant to say was “even Werner Herzog.”

Not all Bond girls sleep with Bond, though. Hell, Plenty O’Toole doesn’t, and she’s hardly a feminist icon.

Like Monica Bellucci?

The name “Betsy” was right there, waiting to be used.

Blowjob Mammoth, you mean. Though he won’t have that job for much longer if he keeps talking with his mouth full.

It’s really something how I was able to get you to stop replying to me.

Look, I double-posted! And I even mispelled it for you.

Look, I double-posted! And I even mispelled it for you.

You can find a sizable mass of Internet commenters on any side of any issue. The Internet is not real life. A lot of real life people paid a lot of real life money to see Rey on the big screen. That’s much more of a thing than some Twitter temper tantrums, and to understand that is to have some perspective.

I’m going into surgery in a few hours. Who knows, maybe I’ll die. This may be the last chance you get to act like a jackass to me. Can you really let that go by you?

What, so soon?

If I get to enjoy Anne Hathaway’s body-molded catsuit or Gal Gadot’s armor-less thighs and cleavage, I’m OK with a gay director turning the male gaze on Batman for equity’s sake.

It has something to do with the Trade Federation, I’m sure.

If the Batsuit can have abs, it can have nipples too.