You mean, can we remake that instead?

I don’t remember who it was in this thread, but someone promised me Christmas cards.

What, no Christmas cards?

Why give it any thought when I can have you do that instead? You’re like Alexa, but bitchy.

Still not sure if that’s meant to be a dig at me being old or me being young. But then, neither are you.

First ageism, now sexism? This thing’s not going to last until Christmas if you get banned.

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Sounds like a productive use of 10 seconds.

And now it’s you on that watch list instead of me.

Who said I don’t want you to have the last word? I just want you to waste as much of your time as possible before you get it. I don’t drop my drawers on the first date.

The thing that devastates me is that the worst you can use against me is double-posting and my being 34. And I can probably keep you obsessively replying to me until I’m 35.

I actually had another comment all set up in which I was aggressively and contemptuously egging you on to go back on your word and reply again, but it seems an accidental double-post was really all it took.

I pretty much invented that line.

I pretty much invented that line.

Huh.

Then you owe some people money. Despite what my moniker might suggest, I’m 34 and I don’t think I’ve ever even seen a... Actually, since you love Googling things for me, what with being a helpful young lad of perfectly legal age and all, care to explain what a BBS is?

Say again?

Really, that little trick is all it took to shut you up?

I can get those “ten seconds” to add up to hours of your life just by denying you the last word.

For someone who’s all about the expediency of search engines, you sure do love spending your time on inherently unproductive ventures.