Poggi definitely seems like he’d fly across the country just to zing a guy over a minor insult, Costanza style.

I mean look, this will sound like I’m fellating the man, but Vince McMahon has to be one of the most fascinating figures in American history. If they ever make a Vince biopic I’ll be camped in front of the theater.

Ohhhh... this is why “U Mad”. Got it

You’re an idiot.

Yeah....in a shitty punk band. On the other hand your opinion means very.....very little.

Who gives a shit?

Aziz Ansari once took me on a date to Applebees. #metoo

I hate how every time I go to an Applebee’s, former NASCAR drivers and their fathers are always being obnoxious and getting kicked out

That heads up goal by Salah was amazing. First, intercepting the pass and then one timing it with precision over Ederson to the back of the net.

“I don’t have a problem with the balls. How can you be upset with balls? They’re like little planets. Have you ever bounced a celestial being?”

it actually worked out pretty well for me. i bumped my 401k contributions up as much as i could afford. i also took about half my savings from checking and opened a scottrade account. bought a bunch of Ford and GE stock dirt cheap and held for a couple years. Didnt make me rich, but it was more money than i would have…

Oh, and obligatory Liverpool comment:  How do you say “it will be interesting to see how they blow this one” in Portuguese?

I’m a man and I don’t give a shit how you feel because I don’t have to. Always remember, I’ll make more than you for the same job. Oh and I’m white so fuck you.

With any luck, we’ll all die on the way to Poochie’s home planet.

I’m just about ready to beam myself to Poochie’s home planet.

Oh, what a tangled Webb we weave when first we practice to receive.

Rally cat, rally cat why are they claiming you?
Rally cat, rally cat it’s not your fault...

My wife celebrates pretty much the entire catalogue.

Say what you want about the tenets of Washington football, at least it’s an ethos.