@Santos L Halper: along with the signing i would do other things with his unconscious body. i feel dirty after saying that.

@Rosaxe: yes it's possible because breast tissue is more than just fat. also check: bar rafaeli and there are countless other models.

@greengrey: i'm a skinny bitch- i need caps to make me tough. ;)

@thatonegirlsays: i wasn't referring to your comment, there was a different bone comment above yours. if i wanted to have a comment discrepancy match with you- i would have responded directly or even personally. i didn't single anyone out- which was the purpose...that is being defeated now.

@TinkishDelight: let me refresh their memory

@thatonegirlsays: so what if i said 'wow i wonder if i could achieve those rolls like beth ditto if i ate enough cake? i just realized how freaking bony i am'.

@hfree: depends on what kind of passport the dog has. usually they don't need to be quarantined if they have the proper documentation. being a celebrity helps, of course.

I WANT TO KNOW HOW MANY FAT-REMARKS WILL FLY IN THE NEXT BETH DITTO POST. I WILL DIRECTLY LINK EVERYONE TO THE IDIOCY ON THIS THREAD. 'DO I HAVE THESE BONES?' HMMM... 'WOW SHE NEEDS A CHEEZEBURGER' (creative one!) 'SHE LOOKS LIKE A BOY'.

@BabyJane: it would be perfect for legging-itch. which often makes you look like a chaffing monkey otherwise.

@morninggloria: i know lol- but when i saw the thumbnail i said out loud i bet this is coming straight out of chi town.

if you constantly warding off your cravings you eventually pop your lid and have a major binge and f-up your system. just have a few bites, have the whole bag...just get it out of your system. but don't make it everyday!

@undefined: i have veiny-ass hands but it depends on my blood pressure. sometimes when i'm running about or lifting things they look like hers. but as i'm typing this right now they're kinds of at rest- not so noticeable. sometimes the ones in my biceps bulge out and i can look freaky. i guess just saying you notice…

is this baby photoshopped??? oh for the love of GOD.

i like the design a lot... but i don't like that it's snake maybe if it was like bright blue satin- mmmm.

@undefined: i just got really mad one during the breast exam when my obgyn asked me...'why in the world' i had my nipples pierced and tattoos on my ribs because it doesn't fit with my 'baby face'. coming from an older man- it just made me feel dirty, judged and ashamed.

i love dr.dre. he looks great, despite all of the steroid rumors, i think he's amazing. after the loss of his son less than a year ago i'm glad he's keeping his head up. he's an icon.

her tank brings me back to NO DOUBT days...ah memories.

@greengrey: you and i always meet at the same place. where people judge what a 'real woman' looks like. when will our quest end? i guess i'm a fake woman. are you too? let's start a club.

@CloudsInMyCoffee: i agree with you in part, but on the other hand it seems that she basks in he public attention- she wouldn't really have a career if she wasn't in the tabloids. it's been a while since Parent Trap- and Herbie Reloaded was well...you know.

top 'o the mornin ta' ya.