@poires et poireaux: i just went up two pant sizes by looking at that.

let the inebriation begin!

@undefined: did you just enter my brain while i was looking at myself in the mirror??? you sound like me...to the T. EW!

i hate the fact that i'm in euro time and by the time the saturday social starts i'm going to be severely intoxicated...and possibly passed out in my kitchen.

did she demand for her assistant to match her lol?

@schlegs84 thinks John Galt can suck it.: this is one miraculous piece of genius.

that looks like me after a bottle of merlot.

the back of her 'bottoms' looks like the back of a jock strap. just sayin.... she might be packin heat after all.

i love this picture for some reason... i want a poster of it.

@philoclea: and i f-ing love it.

@morninggloria: i'm pooping right now. with you guys. on my lap....top. i'm no country blumpkin!

i can't believe i'm not the only one- this is great. i used to get pranked mercilessly in high school and developed a irrational fear of voicemail checking. i even had a recording where i said 'you can leave a message, but i don't really check them so if it's an emergency you'll find a way to reach me!'

@undefined: bench-a it wasn't Heidi!

it seems that as time goes forward- there are many institutions, governments, mindsets that just earnestly go backwards. this could be the beginning of a paradigm shift. a bad one at that.

@Sophie (no longer) needs to study...celebrate!: haven't seen the THS i take it.

@nora charles: LC was on the cover 2 months ago! (in europe at least!)

i don't do facebook or anything social like that. i just like to talk anon so people can't judge me in anyway except for the things that are coming out of my head. i'm a nerd. i get work done bc i'm in euro time and jezebel doesn't start posting until my work day is pretty much over anyway. it just works out for me.…

the point of having a bag in that color is so that the bag is all you see. you see?

@JinxyMcDeath: she has a BF now who buys her puppies and calls her 'angel princess' or w/e... so she no longer needs a BFF... that's all in the 'girl code' -hell—-oooooo.

Ok!magazine epiphany!