by spanish...i think he meant spanish-speaking. argh there are so many latino-term misuses in the world.

@JustYafi: i totally didn't want to say anything...i was like WOW...i guess pregnancy really DOES change your body.

are those seats leather???? tsk tsk tsk! so mch for the vegan fashion line?

kid at right looks like he's about to bust a move into some mad breakdancing...he's doing the wind up.

@par3: omg it did it again! i had * blank stares * ..i can't use on jezebel? news to me.

@par3: oops i had some in there but ate them up! garble!

wait i have to do my best Hills impression: 'jessica got extensions...ohmygaaaad' 'they look soo cuteeee'.

it's even grander said in croatian: jebem ti mater...which actually flips the script and means: i fuck your mother!

i actually would wear those. i'm a shoe aficionado. there is no shoe too outrageous, too colorful, freaky, ridic for me. i heart all things heeled.

isn't she looking creepily identical to kim kardashian?????? the hair, the outfit...the curvetasticness??? how many question marks can i possibly use in one post???????

@undefined: @Your Screenplay Sucks: dude- don't stop with this....run with it...it's brilliant!

@undefined: this reminds me of saying 'what the H-E- DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS' back in gradeschool. hell- apparently- is a swearword.

@par3: actually now that i ran a scenario thru my head- michelle probably saw Zulay Henao's outfit and is pissed bc she knows she would so rather be rocking that than the fredrick's body stocking someone forced her to come out in.

i don't get it...some chicks are in major frocks then some one shows up in jeans and a boob exposing leather cropped bomber hoody? also- why isn't Michelle Rodriguez the one wearing it?? stop the maddness!

@Blueberrypie: you called it haha.

my first reaction was: she got dumped with massive fly larvae.

i'm waiting for: 'JEN'S SHOCKING LESBIAN ESCAPADES! -Tired of playing along with the media- Jen finally discovers her lesbianism'. watch out for it- i'm calling this!

@undefined: @theysaidwhat: it's also unrealistic to deny that women too can be abusive both physically and emotionally towards men. it's not fair to assume that men can not be victims. we can ALL be victims.

@whats_in_a_name: LOL wow even I didn't go there - which is totally out of character for me.

• A new survey suggests that fathers are better at giving driving lessons than mothers, who tend to panic, while dads just swear.