@bluebears: maybe bc everyone is over analyzing this recession and it's become a huge tip-fest and giving people more to write about and 'research' poorly.

@Samanthrax: this is how i bug my bff who works in tech sales in chicago...she spends a damn near fortune on her highlights and spray tans and literally see's no real sunlight bc she lives in her cube. to be fair- she always makes fun of me and calls me a hippy bc i'm anti-cube. she asked for it.

@undefined: @It's Just the Way I Smile,She Said: just one of many contradictions that i find to be in the group-think machine of jezebel commenters.

this 'round-up' turns into a big bully fest on a member of the community.isn't that also against the new posting rules that were instated only a short while back? there is more talk about the worstie- an all of it's 3 words- than the bestie. that in itself is also negative.

@undefined: @Little Green Frog: now, at 17 ur already a 'veteran'.

@SarsDoesntSave: i agree... what makes it 'domestic'...i got clocked at a club 2 weeks ago bc i smacked a guys hand off my ass- and there was nothing domestic about it. yes, he's in jail.

i now haz syad.

@RoxNminral: he always gets away with the cereal issue by telling me 'it's just not as sweet when it doesn't have your touch'... by that he means nuking it for 15 sec to make the milk room temp. sigh.

@two minutes: so basically you didn't get fired...you fired THEM! that's right (the rational of my youth) haha.

@Gingerlime: if only it were so easy for him! he knows nothing other than being served at the table. bc...he is, of course, a MAN AND ALL.

@Princess Leela: you're freakign me out with your pin point accurate diagnosis! euro moms of euro men= the ultimate cause of you man problems.

my dog is obsessed with 2 things: human poop and death. if he finds either of the two (dead things or human turd) he will roll in it and dive head first like it's a pot full of treats.

@Rare Affinity: OUCH. dood why? get one of those scraper things!

@JLady: she always said she hated her teeth....hrmm....

i just wanted to add that my bf freaked out that i could sleep in on my off day bc he doesn't know how to ' make cereal '.... I QUOTE.

@GiGiBird: croatia...formerly chicago. i 'followed my heart' only before researching the non-existence of avocados and sushi motherland. i know- those are the basics of my diet. also...i love avocado rolls. how fitting. double sigh.

@par3: also...those highlights looks like my 3yr old nephew painted them on.

i heart the shoes but i'm really looking at the sushi sign..... there is no sushi where i live. tears.

wait are we in tanks and shorts already bc i'm in boots right now and my hands are freezing at my keyboard.

@Jello Mix, now with Potato: i spent ever allowance on lisa frank until i discovered the joys of claire's and glitter lip gloss.