@TheGintheCity: as i read that i was taking a sip of wine left over from dinner and it shot up to the back of my nose bc it must be the creepiest memory ever...did he smell like Davidoff Coolwater!? HAHA....that is so weird...i don't remember getting felt up for the first time...is that bad?

@yvanehtnioj: da bullz. good times. sigh....

what IS THIS? all i saw was a thumbnail...i see OBAMA and a blurred ass...all the lines crossed and i got this weird tingling sensation. i mean this is beyond my pervertedness. yes i made up a word.

@par3: btw the horneys starter went with my teal/purple jordans with the PUMP...oh yeah... i would glide over the woodchips!

@the dodo, the cuckoo, and the nene: to me it was like...the 'cool' way to wear girly colors but maintain my tomboy image (yeah in elementary school mind you)

@wednesdayam: i guess we can say that a starter jacket is never 'out of season'. see that??? i'm snazzy.

@Benevolent_Dictatrix: i had a very 'bad ass gangsta' phase...this is also when i discovered tupac haha.

@bluetrain84: yippie! friends! and yes- i coveted the 365 kitteh calander. the one where you ripped a page a day? i NEVER threw the old days away i cut the pics of the kitties out and taped them to my closet.

@yvanehtnioj: i know! i had a bulls one too and it wasn't as cool as the hornets one it was like a knock off as well..kinda harder fabric than those amazing starters!

@Ratinski: hell yah! chi townnnnnnnnnnnn

@bluetrain84: idk...i mean maybe the hornets were awesome at the time? i lived in chicago i also had a bulls one...but maybe bc i liked the 'toned town' lisa frank purples and blues...to fit into my grunge phase.

i used to have EVERYTHING lisa frank...then i went thru this weird grunge phase and all i wanted was grey, blue. black and a starter jacket...WHO WORE STARTER JACKETS!?? i had a Hornets one.

muwahhhahah...i scoff at the douchery that is fuckbook. my life is so awesome not being plagued daily by vain people's dullness and dire need for unnatural attention. or let me put that in comment form using the apologetic intro and acronyms: 'i'm sorry, IMO, i totes hate fb'.

argh i'm not meaning to sound snarky but why can't she just RELAX HER FACE for once...she's always wincing and it makes me anxious.

SOME ONE TAP THE RESTYLANE PUMP TO MY LIPS!

@EkaterinaBallerina: she needed to be 'relaxed' before an a peeling session.

Blind item! "Which pop diva just got her second boob job? Bet you didn't know about the first one, either - it's that good, and that out of character."

r.i.p puupeh. i'm really upset about that right now. but i heard that some of her other dogs perished as well...

@that's not my name: i do it too... i do it ALL and it makes him feel useless- b/c yeah i'm a woman and i know how to take care of things, i'm a nurturer and there isn't anything wrong with that. over here where i'm from that's something that women are praised and honored for... being 'womanly'- but i realize that…

@Rosaxe: no- there are pics of her when she was a kid with her dad where she has ashy dark hair. [web.wireimage.com] really small pic but you can see.