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As a general DC sports fan, and a die hard Caps fan, I have been waiting for this moment for years. First of all, fuck all of you. Second, fuck all of those people who are chirping about how making a conference final doesn’t mean anything. Well, it was tough for us, SO BACK OFF. Finally, to Ovi and the rest of the…

If what I’m watching right now is any indication, the Wizards are not “pretty good,” so you can toss those hypotheses right in the trashcan.

Lol! A 2 second Google search shows us:

Ha! You think we’re going to have elections in 2020?

There was nobody within 5 yards of most of the New England receivers tonight. I’m pretty sure Cris Collinsworth could have passed for over 400 yards. Their coaching staff does not get enough credit.

I mean, Panama’s entire existence is predicated on letting things through.

[Chugs a beer]

Fall is the best.

little known fact: Bartolo Colon has undergone 2 Jimmy Johns surgeries.

It’s just a metaphor that shows that Noah is becoming more picky about his road beef.

“The dogs then went on to defeat the A’s 5-3.”

Yeah I’m used to seeing...well a different kind of connection with giant tentacle monsters and women.

The ESPN trade grade story is just going to say “Atlanta: A+” with no accompanying text. 

And Chicago! I’m sure Chicago doesn’t draw many penalties because they lack guys with skill and playoff experience, right?

Deadspin is full of trolls....the Preds just beat the dog shit out of the Hawks and this is one of the first posts on the series. So lame.

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Finally a fUnny Comment; sucK it mY fellOw reply bUds!

If taking 13 shots while reliving past highlights is fodder for a blog post, then boy does Vin Baker have a pitch for you.