This one is easy - an RV filled with dorky white people:

It is slightly better in reality, but yeah it’s still not great.

One time, back when I was a cop, I stopped this crime ring that was boosting DVD players and car stereos. Long story short, I wound up JOINING the group family and traveling the world committing/stopping crimes. Then I had a kid and they stopped inviting me to the jobs. Kids ruin everything.

2010 Acura Bird Beak... Blehhh

The legality of the next suggestion is... questionable. Anyway, I started doing this when I was in college, when my friend Adrian told me about it. It’s perfect for the holidays because every school parking lot is empty.

Electric Hummers make a lot of sense to me. What I don’t get is electric bicycles. The whole point of a bike is to get some exercise while going somewhere.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude

A Cayman with a sidecar is always the answer.

Kia has a question in their survey along the lines of “Did the salesperson ask lots of questions to help you pick out the right vehicle?”. If the customer picks “I already knew what I wanted so this question does not apply” that is regarded as a fail.  You are supposed to take 15 minutes going over needs and wants,…

Boxster is a better Miata. There, I said it. 

It’s a bit like saying “the pickup truck, also known as Ford F150.”

I think they wrote 0+ as in it could be 0 wrecks or more.

I always call every Tesla model a Tesla. And every Fiat a POS.

Immigrant cars doing the work that American cars refuse to do.

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It’s literally explained in the article. 

Two words: Chinese Democracy. Yeah, I know, this has nothing to do with cars. :)

Can we address the bigger issue here? Can we stop with the recommended/recent videos auto playing on every single page?

*herself