With LA traffic, 400 miles might be the only amount of distance you can cover reasonably in two years.

I think that note might be illegal. It isn’t in both languages.

Just ramp off something over a bus into a dentists office. Good for 2 posts.

Give me a 1o00 horsepower and skinny tires. I want to die in a way that will be sure to get my stupidity posted to Jalop.

You missed an opportunity to use this headline:

I think this is what we all wanted to see

Saturn V MPG

I traded a refrigerator compressor for my first car, a 1963 Corvair. He got cold beer, I got hot trash.

I got a “free” B5 passat from a family member. 1.8T sludgemaster flash engine, ever-reliable audi electrical system, sunroof that loved to open itself at highway speed, headlights that would fill up with water when it rained, windows that would fall into the doors like clockwork.

To Whom It May Concern:

What if I already have the other half a mil?

COTD

They also make the VAG-executive playset. Pretend you’re in charge of developing diesel powerplants for a major international auto group!

Yes. And buy the manuals. And the wagons. And Miatas. We’ve heard this already, man. It’s the Jalopnik Code of Conduct!

That looks like a shitty clickbait video.

I spotted an R8 Spyder with the roof off in 34 degree weather the other day. I was a bit jealous.

“... Honda Accord Sport that comes standard with very stylish 19’ wheels.”