Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

Lol I’m sorry but if this was assault then apparently I’ve been assaulted by like at least a dozen men in my life and never even knew. Funny that considering I’m a CSA survivor - you’d think I’d know abuse when I saw it, huh? He’s a dork that wanted to act smooth and blew it by being too forward, and then didn’t know…

I don’t think someone’s opinion is dishonest just because you happen to disagree with it.

You can argue whether he was a creep or not, but it was absolutely not sexual abuse in the 3rd degree. Either you didn’t read the original article (don’t, it’s so fucking terrible) or the New York statute you’re quoting.

Aziz Ansari doesn’t deserve the level of vitriol directed at Louis CK et al. CK masturbated to his subordinates then blackballed them with his influence. Aziz Ansari thought he was getting a groupie one night stand, she thought it was a date. Neither of them clarified their expectations for the night. He was an…

Why not let people be the judge of what they watch? For you, CK is out for good but why would you get to decide that for everyone?

Leave it up to the audiences. Because there’s no central authority deciding who gets to be a comedian and who doesn’t, he’s free to perform at comedy clubs that will let him and audiences are free to go to his shows or not. If your view -that he doesn’t deserve to be a famous comedian anymore - prevails, people won’t…

If it bothers you so much, don’t watch his shit. 

Deadspin: can’t point out quickly enough how shitty other media are, especially Boston sports talk radio

It’s not even August and I already wish the NFL would go the fuck away.

If the NFL doesn’t know what a catch is, how could they ever understand a catch-22?

Fair points, but it looks like you underestimated the rejuvenating medications available to elite-tier, aging athletes.

Chef: MY MOM

Very surprised at the outcome, since Bryan struck me as someone whose wife hadn’t fucked him for a long time.

The guy who haughtily asked “what aren’t we listening to?” after another guy asked “what aren’t we listening to?” is the worst guy.

God fucking sports reporters. Yeah, just keep asking asinine fucking questions when it’s abundantly clear he’s not talking and just wants you to read the signs.

I love how he showed the “You aren’t listening” sign again after being asked if he was going to say anything. Get the message now, reporter?

Anything to win a game, right? Try to break one player’s arm, give another player a concussion, all for a game.

Looking forward to Sergio Ramos dialing it up one more notch for next year’s final:

the ’Tics played smarter