Tom ... I just have one question ... how the fuck did you obtain the title of “News Editor”? Seriously! WTF?!?!?!

In case you don’t want to have to DL the list:

“Jones Island, Nova Scotia
54 acres for $195,000"

No change.

“[A]nyone with any smart phone that doesn’t have a case on it is asking for trouble.”

“... especially Apple will never give up the premium look of glass...”

I do! I do! Me! Me! Me! Pleeeease!!!

NOW, that would be cool, and worth finally upgrading!

“... people often trade in for new smartphones because the ones they’ve been using are close to disintegrating after 20 months.”

“I broke three of them.”

Ok, um ..., people watch stupid shit like this? I was waiting for something to happen, all I got was a moron running around shooting cops with a crappy nerf gun.

Stupid is as stupid does.

+1 ... just for the beautiful RedHead. ;-)

“This is like playing piano to a cow.”

“I forgot to add James’ photo. Here he is, getting ready to send some poor, unfortunate community into oblivion.”

I get that. But your damn seriousness is ruining my playfulness. ;-)

“... sometimes they play too much and its too early for all that playfulness.”

What hole have you been living in? Men wear suits and ties to try and dress up their ugly. Women wear num nums to strain a mans suit. Rarely do you see a women in a suit, and if you do, it’s likely still a num num. My favorite suit on a woman is a tie ... and yea, just a tie. ;-)

^ THIS ^

“... who you gonna watch?”