Native speaker that completely sucks at English in general.

Dey always get round-to-it ma. And put yern teeth back in, they dun belong in da younguns supper plate. Ma? Ya be hearin’ me? Ma!

Ahh, good question ...

This aides them in being excellent finger bangers. Builds up their stamina, and they can bang for hours. Can you? /sarcasm

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Easy now. He ... she ... it needs to feel better about itself.

NooYawk:

You have more patience then I padawan.

You missed it ... it went over your head and between your knees ... you know, the whole point.

One of my hang ups with the show (and I lowered my standards a bunch since this was an MTV series) was every time Crixus was center stage ... he just constantly was Crixus (Manu Bennett) from Spartacus, and not whatever the druids name (Allanon) is in Shannara Chronicles.

Man! Andrew ... ... ... your whole premise is incorrect. I am sorry to say. The real reason Shannara Chronicles is a failing franchise is so much easier to state that all that non-sensical jibberish that you spouted out. It is really very extremely simple.

Hmm... seeing as I visit Gizmodo ...

“...Since some folks choose not to click on links...”

I am cool with that... prolly won’t be around to see it, but maybe ya all will be.

Bird pucky! Put the facts in the article.

That’s the problem, I simply don’t want to.

Dear Furry et al,

Rats are not bad enough already, we need to improve them and their brains ... ??? (j/king)

I’ve done that kinda stuff on dirt with a motorcycle ... seems to me in the water would be more forgiving, but then I have no clue with jet skis, so perhaps I am wrong. [What? It’s been known to happen. :-)]

Someone early promised BOOBS ... I am still waiting!