Probably laying spacemines for the incoming invasion

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Preaeeaach!

I’ve spent the last five minutes googling.. how did it get from her booty to her lungs tho

When the organ started playing at the beginning of the pastah’s speech you knew it was about to go down.

Bottom line: don’t want to rock the boat on that modelin monies

Ima let you finish, but blistex is the best chapstick of all time

To this day I’m convinced Adm. Akbar was based off of my aunties.

Especially when these are the same mothafuckas who deny climate change

You know what.. it’s the first day of Kwanzaa.. it is the official.. “I know you ain’t shit, but Imma let it slide” day... all in the name of unity.

With you on #1.. I was telling my SO at my little one’s last birthday,” You know the girl is scared of the damn things”. Yet we end up getting one every year. I just mutter to myself and go somewhere for a sip of brown liquor from my flask.

I’m a fan of Dr. Bronners.. except the peppermint or lavendar as tea tre oil makes me look like i got measles and rubella put together

I’m probably not the one to give tips, but as I tend to grow out my beard in the winter looking like a black sasquatch, I thought I’d throw some stuff out there.

An African style shirt made in Thailand by Thai company.. just sayin

Quite frankly a real live case of “I wish a nigga would”

1) With you on the opposite attracts thing and Xmas. My S.O. is on the same page as Mrs. Richardson. I had to say to her.. “I can only do this Xmas spirit shit for a certain amount of time.. I can’t keep this shit up the whole damn month”. We agreed I only had to pretend to like Xmas the week leading up and the week…

Somebody better watch out... he’ll send his boys Neo, Terrence Howard, Laurence Fishburne, and Shelby around.. then shit starts getting really cray

Making “we on the scene in this bitch” my new “Good Morning”

I’m a member of the local party where I’m at and do my part..

I wasn’t saying it was fixed, I’m saying that it never worked and will not work in the foreseeable future no matter how much you work with the dems or the GOP on the national level. As my earlier post said work within the community or block of communities to negotiate from a position of power because either party…