It’s going to be amazing when he rips his mask off to reveal that he was Sacha Baron Cohen all along.

Sometimes I think that George Santos is doing some sort of Sokal Hoax style political science experiment with the GOP to see how preposterous he can be without completely alienating himself so long as he supports Trump.

I’m certain he has a contingency plan to pivot to “What? I’m never been gay. Married this whole time to my beautiful wife. No, I did not say she was Morgan Fairchild. I said she was Morgan Fairchild-ish.”

Is this because if they sell the townhouse, they won’t be able to afford new ones separately in NYC?

Yeah classic case of “if I side with them, they’ll exclude me from their persecution”. Nah dude. It doesn’t work like that. They hate you too. You’re a useful idiot for as long as it is profitable for them. At that point, they’ll wash their hands of you.

It takes a lot of cash to keep someone from the repercussions of committing so many crimes, and I’m wondering if now that the Flash has arrived in cinemas and died on its arse whether WB will no longer be bankrolling the keep Ezra Miller out of jail campaign.

I’m still grumpy about how someone’s pre-disposed discriminatory beliefs were given this kind of platform. She obviously was the front for some group’s continued stupidity and validated under some misconstrued notion of religion Trumping anti-discrimination legislation.

It’s not about his supporters. It’s about breaking through the veil of “this is a normal candidate.”

WHERE’S HER HAND?!?!?!?

Awfulness comes in many different flavors.

Good gravy. I tried to find the gif of the guy running with the massive red flag.

I mean, yes? But also, I can't imagine his supporters giving a shit, so...

I can mark that off my list of things I suspected but absolutely did not need confirmed.

Not disputing the central tenet of your theory (although naming it for Maggie Haberman or Bob Woodward seems misguided at best), however with Trump when would be the most damaging time? The g@# d@$! Access Hollywood bit dropped one month before the 2016 election and that did didn’t do much to slow him down.

Ugh, you know he’s blowing hot cheeseburger breath in her ear.

Taylor’s “next Trump” framing isn’t enough to justify him apparently sitting on these stories until he could profit off them. John Kelly’s tenure ended in 2019, and Trump ran for re-election between now and then. By all means get this information out, but no one should support this book.

Hey you know how you can tell someone isn’t genuinely interested in “taking down Trump?”

Lest you want to attribute this crazy shit to dementia, Trump also sexualized Tiffany on the Today Show right after she was born...30 years ago!

To be fair, it must be hard to remember which one is your kid when you had zero part in raising them.

And John Kelly is an awful person too, but even HE knows this is gross