I think you mean a manssiere. 

Isn’t Cruise sort of a health enthusiast, what with all the physical stunt work and general running about for the Mission Insufferable franchise? Generously administered, still-settling fillers, maybe.

And TWICE?! glad me & the aged ticker missed the original gossip.

I’m not saying it isn’t a requirement for romantic involvement with Tom, but isn’t the most likely possibility that he was simply offering her free testing?

I think his Outsiders era face is fighting to regain dominance.

Marcia Gay Harden is a national treasure. 

Would it be wrong to suggest that maybe Tom ought to wear a bra?

At this point, if you're romantically interested in Tom Cruise, you know what you're getting into. That knowledge doesn't excuse any mistreatment, of course, but one should expect mistreatment at some point from that guy. 

Tom Cruise looks like he’s been hittin’ the bottle.

I think you hit the nail on the head with his awareness freezing in the mid-1990s. I remember people making similar jokes about how untalented/disposable Keanu was before he became the icon/beloved international treasure he is now.

See also: the Matthew Perry update on Keanu Reeves that no one was asking for.

I think it was just a poorly executed joke, hence it not being funny or making sense.

His “joke” wasn’t about success. It was about talent, I think. He was saying a good actor (River Phoenix) died, but a bad actor (Keanu) is still around. It’s true that Keanu was once the butt of jokes for only being able to play dumb/naive guys. (See: “Bill and Ted” and even Neo.) His reputation has changed, both as…

I truly do not understand Jez continuing to push her.

“I’m really sorry for all the negative attention this has caused, so I’d like to go ahead and put it back in the news.”

I still don’t understand the Matthew Perry reference to Keanu Reeves, especially when the latter was and is so much more successful than the former? Even if Perry’s awareness permanently froze* in 1994 when he became a household name (like the average celebrity’s awareness does), Reeves was still very famous and had a…

Gotta call BS on Emily Ratajkowski’s faux apology/mea culpa. If she didn’t want everyone to be reminded that she had an unattractive kiss with Harry Styles she would not have commented on it. If she did actually feel bad for Olivia, then she would speak to her personally. By commenting on it she continues the news…

I like that someone on Perry’s team is going through the motions, hoping they’ll be another printing.