As an airline pilot, I am telling you right now; don’t ever go fly with a private pilot in low ceiling and visibility conditions. Even this guy with his IFR rating, they just don’t get enough experience with it on a consistent basis

I actually knew Joe for a little bit before he married her, he was in a business networking group I was a part of at the time. he was just “handyman Joe,” formerly Tarzan and was broke. He was a nice guy in the brief encounters we had. then another creepy xtian lady in the group apparently introduced him to Gwen and…

It’s literally the opposite of every fucking word uttered by Jesus in the Bible. How the fuck are people so dumb?

I guess the whole "Jesus is my co-pilot" thing didn't work.

Holy crap I didn’t know they’d even made a sequel.

Asking questions?!? Pfft. I’m writing Wild Things 5.

I know, Thunder...you’re just asking questions. :)

“The exam was limited by fragmentation and no internal organs were available for examination.” I’m not saying anyone faked their deaths to get out from under investigations, nor even accusing any of them, or the group collectively, of having the intelligence to concoct such a scheme, I’m just noting that such a…

“... strengthening your connection to God through weight loss.”

Prosperity Gospel might well be the most toxic shit to have hit America in the past 150 years - the amount of horrific things that trace back to it is just astounding.

Shamblin left nothing to her church upon her death. Her massive estate will be split among two children, one of whom is now a leader at Remnant Fellowship.

I would NEVER be over it. NEVER. So you hang onto that as long as you need to. What a horrid woman. 

JFC! What the fuck are those???
Seriously though, look at them and tell me they weren’t in it for the grift.  With a straight face.  TELL ME!!

Long before I had any idea what an evil wingnut this woman was - my aunt gave me her diet book...

She woke up each morning and chose that hair. For years. 

I don’t know who to believe: This (recently deceased) lady who said that God wants me to be thin, or Joel Osteen who says that God wants me to be rich. Does God want me to be thin AND rich!!?!

Getting some mad Tim Burton-esque Beetlejuice vibes...

The husband wasnt much better. Apparently he was a boy toy she hooked up with when her looks were going and she started to realize it. He was a B actor who had done a Tarzan show so apparently he looked good with his shirt off. He then tried doing a country music thing but it didn’t go anywhere.

From the Guardian review of the documentary:

Also the higher your hair the closer to god you are.