My daughter and I were discussing this today, and fear you are right.

As unpleasant as this sentiment will be perceived, I agree with you, Douglas.

She says euphoric, I say ouch.

My little Quaker parrot is 24, and dearly loves to maul my daughter, who is 39. In other words, he, too, is a very good boy.

Since you are no longer a minor the minute you turn 18, I don't understand how this is possible. 

Who?

Wait a minute...oh.

Would "significant other" work, or is that too much?

I’m so sorry about the loss of your mother, Alienne.

I haven't read anything about Topher Grace being a creep. Maybe I've missed something?

I’m so, so happy for you Joan, and wishing you the best kind of life in your new body.

Who?

I would totally watch your version.

God, I love you.

I’m so sorry for the loss of your father.

Oh, I am so, so sorry Pink Ears! He was a beautiful boy.

Thank you, I was just getting ready to ask Google if she was deceased.

Belated happy birthday!

When I was in high school (I graduated in ‘79) adults were allowed to enroll in classes with us to complete enough credits to receive a high school diploma.