A solid YES to everything you wrote.

This is the correct take.

Ok, I was wondering what "tree trimming shears" were. Thank you.

For some reason, Kinja won’t let me edit. I meant G/O sites. Damned auto correct.

Thank you, Yttrium.

Done!

Fuck Jim Spanfeller.

None of these precious dogs died, yet I'm crying. Please hang in there, Deadspin. Many of us Jezzies love you, too.

From the time they were very small, my daughters kept a very close count of every piece of their Halloween candy. If they were feeling particularly generous, I got a piece of candy corn or a random type with a small bite taken out of it (to verify they did not like it.)

They sure do, and I LOVE them.

For some reason (contrariness?) white chocolate is the only kind my older daughter will eat. MUCH unlike her mother :)

I think you are leading a very interesting life. 

I love your stories, Maxine. Thank you again for sharing.

I, too, feel sorry for the wildlife being crowded out of their environments by humans, and I enjoyed reading this post.

Thank you very much, Hester. That is without a doubt the nicest thing said to me this month, possibly even this year.

My sister and I watched this the very first year it was broadcast.

I yanked my leg out of a stirrup to kick the doctor who was giving me an epistiotomy without numbing the area first. 

10/10 would wear ironically. God, I hate depression.

Hi, KP! Please continue the captions, and thank you again for the adorable updates. 

I sympathize completely.