First of all, there’s no such thing as a purely altruistic act. If someone does a good deed, and also gets the benefit of feeling good about themselves when they share their good deed with other people, that doesn’t necessarily diminish the value of that good deed. But more importantly, when people know their peers…

Planned Parenthood got my Christmas money. I haven’t missed a single thing I thought I wanted.

having lunch with Joe Biden one last time as president

This time tomorrow we will no longer have President Obama. It’s utterly devastating.

Eventually, some how, some way, I do have faith that this despicable piece of failed humanity will be laid low by his own doing. And I cannot fucking wait. I will literally dance with joy.