Okay so ESPN cleaned house and got rid of talented journalists like Keith Olbermann and even those that had some appeal like Bill Simmons. ESPN didn’t put up any fight when Cowherd sought greener pastures at Fox Sports. they even appear willing to let human bean bag and stripper enuthsiast Jason Whitlock waddle off to…

And keith law is probably going to get suspended again now.

Ahh, yes. Sample size. The last refuge of a scoundrel; specifically, one that doesn’t know any stats, math, or, really anything, except how to clamp himself to the ass of his Corporate Masters like an eel.

Another commenter made a very apt comparison by saying it sounds like Dolores Umbridge from the Harry Potter series wrote that letter.

This crazy lady didn’t even want the parents to meet with each other.

From what I’ve experienced with the NYC equivalents of this school, parents are expected to have a very high level of involvement - volunteering the classroom, bringing snacks, donating on top of the extremely high monthly tuition and extra fees, etc. It’s not exactly stepping out of bounds for parents to try to…

No doubt! It looks like an abandoned building in Detroit.

WOW. That is the epitome of someone who takes her job incredibly personally. I worked preschool. We weren’t supposed to do anything with the parents outside of school (no babysitting, drinks, though I think the odd person attended a kid’s party).

This “ritzy” preschool looks like a skanky strip club.

Maybe your dog was put off by the audio synching, where the intro guy seems to have been dubbed into English from a foreign language. Godzilla movies from the 1950s had better lip-synching.

Well I think he could be more perfect with adorable piggie spots all over—WAIT

... and he was caught by the catcher? Too perfect!