I know I'll be in the vast minority here, but I've always had a thing for Miranda Richardson.

Yeah those grits went cold a long time ago.

Well yeah, NASA's got that secret child labor camp out there! Child labor is thirsty labor, or so they say on Mars.

There's really no need to plumb the depths of this with a pun thread.

He likes to see how many jokes he can cram into a single thread. What's clownish about that!?

There's no "i" in Temasek (at least not where you think!)

Also they're from Singapore so you just know there's gonna be a paddlin' or two at the next board meeting.

And Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio as Scarface!

Draw me like one of your Medici girls!

**inks deal for six seasons of Iron Fist and a movie**

Netflix: Don't you dare close your eyes!

Their cuck rages on!

You'd think they'd realize by now that their geese were cooked in the Civil War.

"Call me Two-Cheek!"

Yeah this whole thing certainly put a dent in his paycheck.

You know kids, they'll goebbel anything up these days!

Steve Schmidt is on MSNBC but he brought us Palin so it's kind of a wash.

Swastikas aren't about Nazis, libtard! They're ancient symbols of power brought to Earth by the aliens who built the Taj Mahal. God read a book for once in your life!!

I don't about that. The guy got beaten by a bunch of trees! Who does that!?

Either way they'll be Heil to pay.