Yeah it's funny that he thinks he can just pull a Peter Sellers. You don't have it, bro!

Anna Silver's a woman; computating is hard for their kind, or so I've heard.

Yeah that beats the DMV set by a country mile!

Their protest chant shall be Great Googly Moogly! because they're hip like that.

How considerate of you!

It was just cuddlebastard threatening Betsy DeVos again, right?

It's like that line from Rick & Morty where Beth is fighting off mutants with a shotgun. Jerry says, "I wish that shotgun was my penis." and Beth replies, "If it were, you could call me Ernest Hemingway!"

I just remember going to Walmart to get Mace for my girlfriend because of all the places in CA that might have it there's no way it wouldn't be Walmart and of course they only had guns. The staff acted like I was crazy to ask for a non-lethal weapon.

And thus satirony was born…

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At least it was a lone wolf display.

Paletteral Beauty

The chin will then drop out of the project owing to scheduling conflicts with its upcoming role as Bill Cowher in the Weinstein Company's Bathroom Ben.

He'll play the descendant of a Fabergé Egg lobbyist who unknowingly fathered a Romanov bastard after a tryst with the Grand Duchess Tatiana.

The guy's a national treasure, and not the shitty Nic Cage kind either.

Don't want to reign on your parade, but I don't think they'll be able to pull it off.

Whoso?

It's just like that episode of Rick & Morty where he gets interdimensional cable!

Listen, and understand! Those streaming services are out there! They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity or remorse or fear. And they absolutely will not stop—ever—until you are dead tired from binge-watching one of their shows!