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One time I had flesh eating bacteria and so I made a pancake and covered it in maple syrup and well I’m sitting here typing aren’t I!

That’s because for these people, it is all about THEM and their insistence on a particular worldview. It’s classic cognitive dissonance. The whole damn thing- the focus on the birth experience, the belief in the power of natural foods, the mistrust of vaccinations- all of it. I think it has something to do with the

I mean, it isn’t that unlikely. If you grew up in a religious, conservative home, or just prioritized your own career goals over dating, it’s completely reasonable. Personally, I left my own upbringing behind several years ago, but I haven’t had sex yet because dating feels like a waste of time when there’s Netflix

LOL! My boyfriend the other day, "what is this thing on Instagram, with the pictures of like, beaches, and Live, Eat, Laugh? What is that?" I'm like, "do you mean, Live, Laugh, Love, or Eat, Pray, Love?" "I have no idea what any of that means."

My “why not” comment was more about why her height would make a difference in whether she’s considered plus size. Being tall doesn’t make her a size 8, she still has to wear size 14 clothes.

Fact: 99% of the people making that point are overweight males.

I gotta say as a woman who was ashamed —terribly ashamed —of my body that looked very much like this. Now, after two kids and tons of scarring & operations, I finally understand that I had a right to be fully myself all this time. I am beginning to honor this warrior, champion body; my truest, most loyal friend.

Kanye no one wants to have sex with you

Related: I’m mostly here so I can see what commenters look like!!!

Is that actually a trope though?

Ha!

And I think Yolanda is dating Lyme disease to raise her profile. So what, Yo?

Here are the goods...

“Our insane attempts to control your bodies are being perceived negatively, so instead we will police your eating!”

If you don’t eat yer meat how can you have any money?!! You can’t have any money if you don’t eat yer meat!

If the models she is hiring have eating disorders or problems, the worst thing she could do is force them to eat whilst under pressure. No one likes eating with a room full of people staring at them.

10/10 not happening.

Well you have to spend months losing every ounce of fat you have on your body to even qualify so....

Oh, what utter crap.