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For being so nice he gave the place his Seal of approval on Yelp.

Zoe Saldana would be amazing in it, too. But then, she’d look pretty amazing in one of those barrels with suspenders used to indicate one’s poverty.

Exactly! And, like, IT’S 2016. NO ONE CARES IF YOU LIKE FINGERS IN YOUR BUTT, KANYE.

nice list; i was gonna come down here to say i wish some of the models were WOC

Your choices are inspired! I can easily see all of those women in those dresses as you say. May I suggest Jessica Chastain for #3? Or Julianne Moore. I think a redhead would look resplendent in that color gown.

The only person who can call me sweetie

Straight down hill from the auspicious “The gal” start.

And “gal.”

The word “gal” is one of those things that inexplicably makes my skin crawl. Maybe because it’s usually said by condescending chunk-nuggets like this guy.

Are these cute? I don’t know.

Make no mistake, Charlene cannot stand Albert.

Don’t fall into the trap. People who say that Clinton’s no better than Trump or Cruz are either so blinded by their hatred of Hillary Clinton that they can’t see straight, or know fuck-all about politics and policy to begin with. Either way, they’re not worth your time.

Why can’t the nerds fuck after seeing Star War

OMG. Does her bouquet have it’s own veil?

I’ve been in that scenario—I hooked up with a guy friend while completely blacked out and didn’t remember it at all. He remembered and told me what happened in the morning. While by technical definition it could definitely be considered non-consensual, I just didn’t feel that way about the situation and moved on from

Well, that was uncomfortable to read. I’m inclined to support Lala here. She doesn’t have a great understanding of consent issues, but she’s also being badgered by someone (and apparently kind of a gross someone) who claims not to like her anymore because she doesn’t feel the way about the incident that he assumes she

Gonna look weird when they both pretend to fall at the same time.

I don’t think just because she’s a fantastic female writer that she should only explore a female voice in her story-telling? One of her many strengths is her ability to really find different voices and perspectives in her writing in an empathetic way. I feel like it limits her ability to create worlds and characters

Lena Dunham discussing her fun times on stage:

This is flying into Toronto Ontario.