Once, I saw this lady reading “Fifty Shades of Grey”

White Saviour Syndrome much? ‘Look at me and all my GOOD WORKS. You can’t argue with me. I SAVED you filthy people!!’ I guess director of a preschool is the new missionary. (Not the position. I hope.)

After attending a church basement preschool run by cranky church ladies who fed us Kool Aid and Nilla Wafers, how the Hell did I ever manage to get a PhD and a tenured position?

I don’t like to pick apart people’s bodies, especially women’s bodies but one thing I will say about that top side by side of Kim is that one photo was taken before she carried a baby and the second came after. Pregnancy is a HUGE body-morphing event and most women experience significant changes to their hips, waists,…

can we circle back to why jared leto was there

Listen to undisclosed. There's a ton serial didn't cover.

I've been listening to Undisclosed, so between that and my Law and Order degree, I feel like they could put me on the bench and tag me in if anyone gets tired.

I’m cool with all of this ... well ... as long as Salman, Mudasir and Rana are still best friends.

R.e. Kendall versus Taylor:

“Poot what’s good?” is cracking me up.

he didn’t know they were driving until he followed them out.

looks like jared. why do pervs all look like sentient potatoes?

Except that a solid chunk of what our society watches/reads/does for entertainment is similarly disturbing. From SVU to AHS to Dateline— people like fucked up stories. And the pretense of something begin real is even more alluring

So it'll be under-ridden and overrated at the same time?

I’ve done the Jimmy Fallon ride many times. I chug half a handle of bourbon and fall down the stairs, waking up with new scars that I have to explain.

That large gold chain tells me this was an ancient and powerful rapper.

by the same token, does he mean what is worn in the monastery is what should be worn out on the street? Robes? Tonsures? Cilices? because I am so not going with that look.

monastery fashions are so hot rn you guys

Aidala has a rule in his household: “If it’s not worn in the monastery, it’s not worn out on the street.”