I’m really weirdly disappointed that Renee Zellweger hasn’t put on weight for the new Bridget Jones movie. I loved those movies, AND the books, even though I was like 13-15 at the time. The books were my first chick lit books, about being adult, single, sexually active and somewhat overweight. (I have not read Mad…

Female is an adjective, not a noun.

Seriously, this is creepy as shit to be like, “Imma just regard 14 year old girls like 17 year olds instead. Cause I feel like I can justify that.” A 14 year old WOMAN? Just fucking stop.

I’m gonna be the shouted-down voice here, but reading that sounded kind of familiar of raising a kid with developmental and sensory disabilities. When you can make it out for a meal at all, you’re going to do what you can to get through the meal intact. The guy politely tried to get a location that suited them without…

Do you rise up out of your chair when you do it so it can better perfume the meals of adjacent diners - and do you let fly audibly? Because if so, please stay the fuck home.

My ex used to pay his child support in $100 bills (before I gave up and sent him to DCSS). So frustrating to have to make an extra stop at the bank to break it. I’m pretty sure that’s why he’d do it. That, and he could pretend he had a ton of money by peeling off a couple hundreds off his fat roll of ones.

I think it is less about the fart and more about the theatrics surrounding the fart.

Granted, this is referring to the US and not the UK.

Here’s the thing (having worked in Congress and politics for a long time): many elected officials are complete idiots (this doesn’t just apply to Congress). As in mind-numbingly dumb. They often have quite intelligent staffers who write their speeches/floor statements and actually meet constituents and special…

IS THIS JENNIFER ANISTON?

“There are few things less heartbreaking than watching the desperate Mohsen fall on his small, crying son.”

But Christopher Meloni!!!!

This list is missing the magnificent Tim Howard. His unfortunate recent Amish beard fixation notwithstanding, that is a beautiful head.

Can’t the sentiments “It’s a bad idea to bring a baby to an intense playoff baseball game” and “It’s a bad idea to throw a beer can around a crowded stadium” coexist? What’s mutually exclusive about them? How is this a hot take?

Can you please post this definition again. I haven't seen it enough times in this thread.

Loool my dad’s side is super old money alcoholic WASPy which is why i thought it would be appropriate. But i guess Scott’s family is Jewish, which has been repeated at me at least 20 times, because it’s clearly the most relevant thing in the initial comment. Sorry for assuming he was One Of Us.

lololol yeah in one of the ‘takes New York’ seasons they go to the Hamptons to visit his parents, (Jewish for the record but yeah rich af).

No good deed goes unpunished, amirite? (sorry.)

Anybody seen this awesomeness going around?

I think it’s like anytime a person finds something new and exciting. My friends sure got tired of me talking about Twin Peaks, dragging them up to Snoqualmie Falls to see the filming locations from the pilot, and forcing them to watch every other David Lynch movie. Then I got over the initial excitement, and I swear…