Fuck the second amendment. We don’t live in that era anymore. We’re capable of change as a nation. Slavery was protected in the original constitution and its amendments and articles, and we changed for that - we can and should change this too.

When I used to work at a grocery store, the register rang up Land O’Lakes Buttermilk as “LOL BUTT MILK” which is only tangentially related to this but I found it 10000% hilarious.

The allergen stories should stick around at least in sprinklings for new readers.

You know that joke about a man in a flood, and he keeps turning help away waiting for god to come help him, and then when he dies, god says ‘but I sent all those people to help you?’ I think that needs to be re-purposed.

Our local fancy spa place also has other random services, including bed and spray tanning. But the best thing they have is this pod you lay in and it sort of is like a mini sauna? IDK. Your head sticks out of course, but it gets warm, it’s all steamy, they put bomb smelling essential oils and shit, and the bed…

Is it just me or do they look like each other? They have the same smiles and the same eyes.

Selling my clothes drunk on HSN is my dream job.

Good point! My 12-year-old cat is still very spry, but she was always quite the jumper, and I know some cats get joint problems as they age.

Hezbollah is Lebanese. Hamas is Palestinian. Hamas is largely funded by the Saudis and is Sunni. As far as Hezbollah goes, I agree, but let’s keep in mind in the prism of realpolitik that the US has funded plenty of shitty organizations to advance regional and global aims.

Not all of Iranian culture is this kind of shit.

Now I have a Hunger for some Tush. It’s nobody’s Fault. I have Unconditional love for Ri-Ri. She’s The Monarch Dujour (and any jour, really) because of her Fabulous Attitude. And because she looks great in Denim.

I’m not sure anyone could get caught up in a lie of this magnitude, but I agree that there is a human impulse to embellish that what Steve does here is the most exaggerated and destructive form of. Lots of decent people embellish stories. My Dad has one about meeting a celebrity that was initially just, “he was in…

This is AWESOME!

Worth mentioning that U of T is so integrated into the city and so spread out over the downtown that there’s not a ton that can be done to actually increase police presence/security without just generally having more police in downtown Toronto

For those of you not from Toronto, the ‘Jarvis’ being referred to is (I presume) Jarvis Collegiate Institute, a high school about a 20 minute walk away from U of T. I used to live across the street from Jarvis; it’s not known for being a particularly rough school, and I doubt there are any gangs there who are renting…

This video is terrible. She is terrible. Holy fuck is she unfunny. She’s like a cartoon version of what a human comedian is like...who is also terrible and unfunny.

I don’t use this word lightly but what a cunt. Hahahaha. Whada ya know, I’m a comedian too.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK THIS WOMAN.

Sorry but I think your cat smokes weed

Brain fart.