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I have so many thoughts about these centers. They seem to be a backlash or maybe an evolution of the women’s crisis centers of old where young unwed pregnant women were sent by their families to hide away, then have abortions or have the babies who were then taken from them against their will. This is at least better

The fact that this is legal is mind blowing. I’m a medical professional and if I lied like this to my patients, my license would probably (hopefully!) be revoked. How is their no state agency oversight?

I can’t wait to get the feels so hard for a over-privileged woman.

I’ll wait 7 or 8 years before his book “Doing Nothing: How I Learned the Priceless Art of Relaxation After I Had to Spend 2 Years in Bed Due to a Mysterious Chronic Illness.”

it sure is a weird euphemism for vagina

Still, his performance in The Fault in Our Stars wasn’t half-bad.

Truly, it is the Little Caesar’s of coffee and ESPECIALLY doughnuts.

I did my undergrad in Canada due to it being ridiculously cheaper than a state school and my dad being posted to Ottawa. I love so many things about Canada but, my northern friends, it’s time for an intervention. Tim Hortons is mediocre coffee. I’m sorry I know it’s popular but just because something is popular

I’m Canadian, and truly, fuck Tim Hortons. If anyone is interested in how a company can basically ruin their product and still experience massive profits, read this article: http://www.macleans.ca/economy/busine…

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Damn. I would have put money on Adam Levine.

I’m disappointed, Ellie. No option for “No thanks, I’d rather have sex with Ansel Elgort”?

AN EXTENSION RAT TAIL!

I was also wondering how the Sam Hell his hair grew so long, so fast, and was trying examine the pics to tell if he got AN EXTENSION RAT TAIL! (Sorry, I just shocked myself there.)

is it fake? because it seems like it appeared over night.

William H(ound) Macy.

... what is THAT?

No way this is real letter.

I went out with Conor Oberst a couple of times. The sex was meh, but I broke it off when he came over to my parents’ house for dinner and pretended like he didn’t know what a potato was. It was obvious to everyone that it was just a shitty joke that he refused to abandon, and my dad eventually kicked him out. I mean,

Obligatory.